I would suck a dick to be able to teleport
i would suck a dick regardless of getting the ability to teleport
Ironic because now I do suck dick and still can’t teleport.
*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
On a scale of 1-10 how much do you like Harry potter?